many annoying glitches, no matter what distro i use.

I was recently itroduced to linux OS, i like it but certain programs just wont work or freeze my computer, im not good at explaining in words but i ran all the codes in order so i could post them on here so here they are.mike@mike-Satellite-A205:~/Desktop$ sudo fuser -vvv /var/lib/dpkg/lock
[sudo] password for mike:
mike@mike-Satellite-A205:~/Desktop$ cat /etc/lsb-release
DISTRIB_ID=Ubuntu
DISTRIB_RELEASE=11.10
DISTRIB_CODENAME=oneiric
DISTRIB_DESCRIPTION="Ubuntu 11.10"
mike@mike-Satellite-A205:~/Desktop$ uname -a
Linux mike-Satellite-A205 3.0.0-17-generic #30-Ubuntu SMP Thu Mar 8 17:34:21 UTC 2012 i686 i686 i386 GNU/Linux
mike@mike-Satellite-A205:~/Desktop$ sudo rm /var/lib/apt/lists/lock
mike@mike-Satellite-A205:~/Desktop$ sudo cp -arf /var/lib/dpkg /var/lib/dpkg.backup
sudo mv /var/lib/dpkg/status /var/lib/dpkg/status-bad
sudo cp /var/lib/dpkg/status-old /var/lib/dpkg/status
mike@mike-Satellite-A205:~/Desktop$ sudo mv /var/lib/dpkg/status /var/lib/dpkg/status-bad
mike@mike-Satellite-A205:~/Desktop$ sudo cp /var/lib/dpkg/status-old /var/lib/dpkg/status
mike@mike-Satellite-A205:~/Desktop$ sudo mv /var/lib/dpkg/available /var/lib/dpkg/available-bad
mike@mike-Satellite-A205:~/Desktop$ sudo cp /var/lib/dpkg/available-old /var/lib/dpkg/available
mike@mike-Satellite-A205:~/Desktop$ sudo rm -rf /var/lib/dpkg/updates/*
mike@mike-Satellite-A205:~/Desktop$ sudo rm -rf /var/lib/apt/lists
mike@mike-Satellite-A205:~/Desktop$ sudo rm /var/cache/apt/*.bin
mike@mike-Satellite-A205:~/Desktop$ sudo mkdir /var/lib/apt/lists
mike@mike-Satellite-A205:~/Desktop$ sudo mkdir /var/lib/apt/lists/partial
mike@mike-Satellite-A205:~/Desktop$ LANG=C;sudo apt-get clean
mike@mike-Satellite-A205:~/Desktop$ LANG=C;sudo apt-get autoclean
Reading package lists... Done
Building dependency tree
Reading state information... Done
mike@mike-Satellite-A205:~/Desktop$ LANG=C;sudo apt-get --purge autoremove
Reading package lists... Done
Building dependency tree
Reading state information... Done
The following packages will be REMOVED:
  libgladeui-1-11* plasma-widget-kubuntu-feedback
0 upgraded, 0 newly installed, 2 to remove and 0 not upgraded.
1 not fully installed or removed.
After this operation, 2671 kB disk space will be freed.
Do you want to continue [Y/n]? LANG=C;sudo apt-get update -o APT::Cache-Limit=25165824
Abort.
mike@mike-Satellite-A205:~/Desktop$ sudo dpkg --configure -a
Processing triggers for shared-mime-info ...
Unknown media type in type 'all/all'
Unknown media type in type 'all/allfiles'
Unknown media type in type 'uri/mms'
Unknown media type in type 'uri/mmst'
Unknown media type in type 'uri/mmsu'
Unknown media type in type 'uri/pnm'
Unknown media type in type 'uri/rtspt'
Unknown media type in type 'uri/rtspu'
Unknown media type in type 'interface/x-winamp-skin'
Processing triggers for menu ...
Processing triggers for desktop-file-utils ...
Processing triggers for man-db ...
Processing triggers for hicolor-icon-theme ...
Processing triggers for python-support ...
Processing triggers for bamfdaemon ...
Rebuilding /usr/share/applications/bamf.index...
Processing triggers for gnome-menus ...
Processing triggers for libc-bin ...
ldconfig deferred processing now taking place
Processing triggers for gconf2 ...
mike@mike-Satellite-A205:~/Desktop$ sudo dpkg --clear-avail
mike@mike-Satellite-A205:~/Desktop$ LANG=C;sudo apt-get -f install
Reading package lists... Done
Building dependency tree
Reading state information... Done
The following package was automatically installed and is no longer required:
  libgladeui-1-11
Use 'apt-get autoremove' to remove them.
The following packages will be REMOVED:
  plasma-widget-kubuntu-feedback
0 upgraded, 0 newly installed, 1 to remove and 0 not upgraded.
1 not fully installed or removed.
After this operation, 86.0 kB disk space will be freed.
Do you want to continue [Y/n]? y
(Reading database ...
dpkg: warning: files list file for package `xserver-xorg-video-nv' missing, assuming package has no files currently installed.

dpkg: warning: files list file for package `wine1.3-gecko' missing, assuming package has no files currently installed.

dpkg: warning: files list file for package `xulrunner-2.0-mozjs' missing, assuming package has no files currently installed.

dpkg: warning: files list file for package `python-gtkmozembed' missing, assuming package has no files currently installed.

dpkg: warning: files list file for package `unity-place-files' missing, assuming package has no files currently installed.

dpkg: warning: files list file for package `python-numeric' missing, assuming package has no files currently installed.

dpkg: warning: files list file for package `python-wsgi-intercept' missing, assuming package has no files currently installed.

dpkg: warning: files list file for package `quanta-data' missing, assuming package has no files currently installed.

dpkg: warning: files list file for package `libstdc++6-4.5-dev' missing, assuming package has no files currently installed.

dpkg: warning: files list file for package `g++-4.5' missing, assuming package has no files currently installed.

dpkg: warning: files list file for package `plasma-widget-kubuntu-feedback' missing, assuming package has no files currently installed.
(Reading database ... 571493 files and directories currently installed.)
Removing plasma-widget-kubuntu-feedback ...
mike@mike-Satellite-A205:~/Desktop$ LANG=C;sudo apt-get --fix-missing install
Reading package lists... Done
Building dependency tree
Reading state information... Done
The following package was automatically installed and is no longer required:
  libgladeui-1-11
Use 'apt-get autoremove' to remove them.
0 upgraded, 0 newly installed, 0 to remove and 0 not upgraded.
mike@mike-Satellite-A205:~/Desktop$ LANG=C;sudo apt-get update -o APT::Cache-Limit=25165824 && sudo apt-get dist-upgrade
Ign http://security.ubuntu.com oneiric-security InRelease
Ign http://archive.canonical.com oneiric InRelease
Ign http://us.archive.ubuntu.com oneiric InRelease
Ign http://us.archive.ubuntu.com oneiric-updates InRelease
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Get:4 http://security.ubuntu.com oneiric-security Release [40.8 kB]
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Get:7 http://us.archive.ubuntu.com oneiric Release [40.8 kB]
Get:8 http://archive.canonical.com oneiric/partner i386 Packages [4329 B]
Ign http://archive.canonical.com oneiric/partner TranslationIndex
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Fetched 16.8 MB in 57s (289 kB/s)
Reading package lists... Done
Reading package lists... Done
Building dependency tree
Reading state information... Done
Calculating upgrade... Done
The following packages have been kept back:
  wine
0 upgraded, 0 newly installed, 0 to remove and 1 not upgraded.
mike@mike-Satellite-A205:~/Desktop$

if you can make anything out of this please let me know, im starting to get frustrated with it and wishing it whould just work the way its supposed to.