a "simple" media player that allows: search-click-play instantly would be? a bug, app, UI?

Most of the "so-called" media players...spend a great deal of time and are unduly complex in "providing
configuration" when they should...point - click - play without elaborate maneuvers.

A "real search" application would be...very satisfying for those that; constantly use their PC's for storing
music-photos-data-etc.

I've yet to find any application...that allows EASY scanning routines from flatbeds or all-in-one printers
that will; "show Sharp - Crisp - High Resolution" previews, that will interface with Graphic Apps in simple
EASY TO USE methods. Having used all versions of "MS Windows" since their inception....I am in the
process of switching over to Liniux - MAYBE! I've been using Ubuntu & Kubuntu for several months,
and was Very pleasantly surprised with how smooth the installation went!

So really, my question(s) are; Installation went fast & smoothly - rated 100% simple & easy
                                                   Trying to understand Liniux Terms - " 70% easy to find / awkward
                                                    Getting Online - 100% with Mozilla easy/fast
                                                    Reliability Factor (no BSOD's) - 100% crashes occur, but don't kill!
                                                     Virus & Malware Issues - 100% nothing wrong (yet)
                                                    Application(s) Gnome & KDE - NOTHING WORKS GREAT! - 80%

       This is where Apple & Microsoft really shine/deliver. This is the "Absolute - Primary Reason that
        Microsoft has been dealing with (poorly) since they allowed Vista to be released too early, before
       they had ALL (93%) of bugs worked out!!! Granted, they've got paid personnel working on most
       apps (long before release), but we need - Want - EXPECT any program/app to work Properly......
       "WITHOUT" having to configure it, and to have it work SIMPLE....dates back to Windows 3.1 and
        Windows 95....to configure the right drivers and even back then The menus were Easy TO USE
        and nothing was "awkward to understand".

        If I look at photos I've saved in a 2nd-4th sub-level folder...close , and decide to show it to someone
        later in the day....nothing being viewed (thru Dolphin) should change!? I go back and that folder
        is gone? I find it in another folder that wasn't labeled similarly...why? Then I have to tag it - or cut
        and paste it back to where it was before viewing -why? Many PC -users, are Lazy or They Don't
         Want to spend 5 minutes to get an application UP & Running, most are not PC Literate. So the
         TRUE concept to success is ...............keep it very easy.......very stupid ....and simple AS POSSIBLE!

         Terminal is great for us Nerds/Geeks...the average user won't dare to touch it(or use it) With the
         vast array of apps available one or two (max) should be available for most "COMMON" uses and
         be easy for ANYONE to USE...in less than 5 minutes! Forget the 100 Paper Cuts.....if the program
          won't load & operate within 5 minutes - IT's GONE! scrapped until it can won't fast & simple!

          With everything else Liniux has going for it, this would pull ALL of the Microsoft (many Apple)
          users over to Liniux, very Very VERY quickly!